Fatty McGoo
BERNERD REPORTS:
And now!  By Popular Demand!  I present to you:
(Drum Roll Please)
The Fatty McGoo of the Week!
And the winner is?  None other than Mr. Fatty McGoo himself: Lex Luthor!
Lex was the inspiration for the Fatty McGoo awards.  It is given to those select few who forgo the Hollywood lifestyle of binge-and-purge/lemon skin/liposuction and decide instead to age like a normal human being.  
These Awards are in no way a call to diet!
We love our Fatty McGoos!
And in all fairness, Rosie is a lot better looking with hair - and a fine good actor at that.
Tune in next week for a new McGoo!
-Bern
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1 comments:
Poor Fatty McGoo! But, hey, he sure does clean up nice! Who knew?
He sure is the best reason for (continuing) watching "Smallville"!
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