"I'll Be Fat."
The Fatty McGoo of the Week!
And the winner is? Arnold!
The Fatty McGoo award is given to those select few who forgo the Hollywood lifestyle of binge-and-purge/lemon skin diet/liposuction and decide instead to age like a normal human being.
These Awards are in no way a call to diet!
We love our Fatty McGoos!
Previous winners include: Mr. Blimp, Marlon Brando, Lex Luthor, and Val Kilmer!
TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR A NEW MCGOO!
Mr. Blonde to Mr. Blimp!
The Fatty McGoo of the Week!
And the winner is? Mr. Blimp himself, Michael Madsen!
The Fatty McGoo award is given to those select few who forgo the Hollywood lifestyle of binge-and-purge/lemon skin diet/liposuction and decide instead to age like a normal human being.
These Awards are in no way a call to diet!
We love our Fatty McGoos!
Previous winners include: Marlon Brando, Lex Luthor, and Val Kilmer!
TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR A NEW MCGOO!
The True McGoo
The Fatty McGoo of the Week!
And the winner is? The first Fatty McGoo to come out of Hollywood: the magnificent Marlon Brando!
Unlike most critics out there, we love Brando fat or thin. He's still Brando to us!
The Fatty McGoo award is given to those select few who forgo the Hollywood lifestyle of binge-and-purge/lemon skin diet/liposuction and decide instead to age like a normal human being.
These Awards are in no way a call to diet!
We love our Fatty McGoos!
Previous winners include: Lex Luthor, and Val Kilmer!
TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR A NEW MCGOO!
McGoo Number Two
The Fatty McGoo of the Week!
And the winner is? Val Kilmer!
The Fatty McGoo award is given to those select few who forgo the Hollywood lifestyle of binge-and-purge/lemon skin diet/liposuction and decide instead to age like a normal human being.
These Awards are in no way a call to diet!
We love our Fatty McGoos!
Previous winners include: Lex Luthor.
TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR A NEW MCGOO!
Fatty McGoo
BERNERD REPORTS:
And now! By Popular Demand! I present to you:
(Drum Roll Please)
The Fatty McGoo of the Week!
And the winner is? None other than Mr. Fatty McGoo himself: Lex Luthor!
Lex was the inspiration for the Fatty McGoo awards. It is given to those select few who forgo the Hollywood lifestyle of binge-and-purge/lemon skin/liposuction and decide instead to age like a normal human being.
These Awards are in no way a call to diet!
We love our Fatty McGoos!
And in all fairness, Rosie is a lot better looking with hair - and a fine good actor at that.
Tune in next week for a new McGoo!
-Bern
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